Post by dark187 on Aug 22, 2008 23:55:13 GMT -5
Jake Martin: well Dark Emperor, i would like to thank you for allowing me into your home and granting me this interview. i truly appreciate you doing this.
Dark Emperor: yeah, you better say that you appreciate this. because if you did not, then i would take it as you wasting my time, and there would be serious repercussions for it.
JM: trust me sir, i would not waste your time. i know that your time is precious and limited so i would not do anything stupid as waste it.
DE: well with that said go one with your questions before i end your existence on this planet.
JM: yes sir. it has been well documented that since joining AEW a few months back, you have been basically running rough shot through everyone that you have faced. how are you enjoying your time here?
DE: it is simple, i am enjoying it greatly. the atmosphere here in AEW has been wonderful. i look at the fans here, and they treat me like a God. but what do you expect from the European Wrestling Fans. they respect true athletes and wrestlers, especially dominant wrestlers like myself. and as far as the competition here? well it has been great, but as usual, i go through them like a hot knife through butter.
JM: it looks like you have put on the path towards true AEW dominance. do you think that this will continue in AEW?
DE: absolutely. when i am on my game, there should not be anyone on this planet that should beat me. i am the true embodiment of dominance and the purest form of annihilation that there has ever been. i am destruction personified.
JM: well it seems that you have another challenger that stands in your way of true dominance of AEW?
DE: you mean another victim right?
JM: well, when it comes to you, that could be the more appropriate term.
DE: you damn right it is! all who face me are not challengers or opponents. they are victims pure and simple.
JM: well so i won't get my butt kicked by you, i will refer to them as victims.
DE: alright then, you are showing some type of intelligence. carry on then.
JM: yes sir. your next victim is Gary Black. what are your thoughts on him?
DE: real simple, another one on the list of those that will be made to suffer torment the likes of which they will never recover from.
JM: with all due respect sir, do you think that is just a little disrespectful to him? he is probably one of the best wrestlers in AEW today? should you give him a little bit more credit than that?
DE: you want to talk about respect? your questioning of me i could take as a sign of disrespect. if you ever show me that line of disrespect ever again, i will beat you with in an inch of your lowly, pathetic life you miserable peasant!
JM: yes sir. i am so sorry sir. that will never happen again.
DE: you are damn right it won't! you are starting to disgust me.
JM: sorry sir. it is just that......
DE: don't interrupt me when i am talking! now before i was rudely interrupted, as far as Gary Black Goes, i am not saying that he is not good. he could be one of the best wrestlers out there ever, but in the end, the same that happened to everyone here will happen to him. he will come face to face with the true dominant force of malevolence. he will know what it feels like to face Hell!
JM: do you think that there is a way possible for him to beat you and pull off the upset?
DE: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!! him beating me is like any other swimmer out there beating Michael Phelps in Olympic Swimming. it is something that you try, but you will never accomplish. Gary Black could be good and all, but he is not good enough to beat me.
JM: those are big words.......
DE: from a guy that can back every single one of them up.
JM: so he is another victim that is in your way of becoming AEW Undisputed World Champion?
DE: now you are getting it. he is just the next victim that will be added to the list. his name will be added to the list in route of me becoming the champion. once again, i am not saying that he is not good, he will just find out why i am The Dark Emperor!
JM: any last words for him and the viewing public?
DE: Gary Black: you will suffer your own personal Armageddon, and your will suffer your own personal end of days.
JM: thank you for the interview, and it is always a pleasure to interview you.
DE: the pleasure is all yours right?
JM: absolutely sir
DE: good, now leave before i stomp your guts in. i am a man in high demand. and i have a date to go to.
JM: let me ask this question then i will take my leave sir?
DE: ok, make it quick!
JM: who is the date with?
DE: well if you must know, it is the lead pitcher for the United States Women's Softball Team Cat Osterman.
JM: whoa, that is awesome, you must be a very blessed man?
DE: i told you i am The Dark Emperor. well certain benefits come along with that distinction.
JM: i hope you have fun and enjoy your date sir?
DE: trust me, i will, i will enjoy it in every way, now LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JM: yes sir.
Dark Emperor: yeah, you better say that you appreciate this. because if you did not, then i would take it as you wasting my time, and there would be serious repercussions for it.
JM: trust me sir, i would not waste your time. i know that your time is precious and limited so i would not do anything stupid as waste it.
DE: well with that said go one with your questions before i end your existence on this planet.
JM: yes sir. it has been well documented that since joining AEW a few months back, you have been basically running rough shot through everyone that you have faced. how are you enjoying your time here?
DE: it is simple, i am enjoying it greatly. the atmosphere here in AEW has been wonderful. i look at the fans here, and they treat me like a God. but what do you expect from the European Wrestling Fans. they respect true athletes and wrestlers, especially dominant wrestlers like myself. and as far as the competition here? well it has been great, but as usual, i go through them like a hot knife through butter.
JM: it looks like you have put on the path towards true AEW dominance. do you think that this will continue in AEW?
DE: absolutely. when i am on my game, there should not be anyone on this planet that should beat me. i am the true embodiment of dominance and the purest form of annihilation that there has ever been. i am destruction personified.
JM: well it seems that you have another challenger that stands in your way of true dominance of AEW?
DE: you mean another victim right?
JM: well, when it comes to you, that could be the more appropriate term.
DE: you damn right it is! all who face me are not challengers or opponents. they are victims pure and simple.
JM: well so i won't get my butt kicked by you, i will refer to them as victims.
DE: alright then, you are showing some type of intelligence. carry on then.
JM: yes sir. your next victim is Gary Black. what are your thoughts on him?
DE: real simple, another one on the list of those that will be made to suffer torment the likes of which they will never recover from.
JM: with all due respect sir, do you think that is just a little disrespectful to him? he is probably one of the best wrestlers in AEW today? should you give him a little bit more credit than that?
DE: you want to talk about respect? your questioning of me i could take as a sign of disrespect. if you ever show me that line of disrespect ever again, i will beat you with in an inch of your lowly, pathetic life you miserable peasant!
JM: yes sir. i am so sorry sir. that will never happen again.
DE: you are damn right it won't! you are starting to disgust me.
JM: sorry sir. it is just that......
DE: don't interrupt me when i am talking! now before i was rudely interrupted, as far as Gary Black Goes, i am not saying that he is not good. he could be one of the best wrestlers out there ever, but in the end, the same that happened to everyone here will happen to him. he will come face to face with the true dominant force of malevolence. he will know what it feels like to face Hell!
JM: do you think that there is a way possible for him to beat you and pull off the upset?
DE: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!! him beating me is like any other swimmer out there beating Michael Phelps in Olympic Swimming. it is something that you try, but you will never accomplish. Gary Black could be good and all, but he is not good enough to beat me.
JM: those are big words.......
DE: from a guy that can back every single one of them up.
JM: so he is another victim that is in your way of becoming AEW Undisputed World Champion?
DE: now you are getting it. he is just the next victim that will be added to the list. his name will be added to the list in route of me becoming the champion. once again, i am not saying that he is not good, he will just find out why i am The Dark Emperor!
JM: any last words for him and the viewing public?
DE: Gary Black: you will suffer your own personal Armageddon, and your will suffer your own personal end of days.
JM: thank you for the interview, and it is always a pleasure to interview you.
DE: the pleasure is all yours right?
JM: absolutely sir
DE: good, now leave before i stomp your guts in. i am a man in high demand. and i have a date to go to.
JM: let me ask this question then i will take my leave sir?
DE: ok, make it quick!
JM: who is the date with?
DE: well if you must know, it is the lead pitcher for the United States Women's Softball Team Cat Osterman.
JM: whoa, that is awesome, you must be a very blessed man?
DE: i told you i am The Dark Emperor. well certain benefits come along with that distinction.
JM: i hope you have fun and enjoy your date sir?
DE: trust me, i will, i will enjoy it in every way, now LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JM: yes sir.